Non ss vs ss

Todays topic of discussion in SBB was Non ss vs ss (this was just a joke)
This is Harriet's great song (;

When I walk on by,

those superstar royals makin' me cry.

When I skid into the starplaza,

I can only buy the crap stuff for eachothaaar, yeah

But this is how we roll,

basic non superstars, we still have a soul.

This is the triumph of the non superstar,

and we'll soon rule stardoll with help from eachothaar, yeah.

UHHH

girl look at this jumper

UHHH

it's-a my new jumper.

UHHH

wanna know where I got it from?

UHHH

LE BASICS!

UHHH
all your DKNY
UHHH
makes me wanna die
UHHH
you thinking you're wealthy
UHHH
not anymore!
When I walk in the party,
this is what I see.
Superstars stepping-on-me with the roy-al-ty,
I've got basic shoes in my hands
and I ain't afraid to throw them.
Throw them,
throw them,
throw them.
NON-SS AND WE'LL SHOW 'EM!

 When we're marching through their starbazaars,

we'll be locking them up *pause* behind bars.

and when we come to party,

let's stand on them, and do a big *FARTY*

and then they'll unerstand

that we're not gonna let the superstar brands

overtake our basics and it-girls,

so they can go and throw their pearls

*DOWN THE DRAIN!*

UHHHH

girl look at my medoll,

UHHHH

I just brought a new mole,

UHHHH

it shows up on my medoll,

UHHHH

IT STICKS OUT!

UHHHH
you'd better get ready,
UHHHH
because we'll get our free teddies
UHHHH
and not forget our furbies
UHHHH
AND WE CHARGE!
We will batter you royals up
with slippers and free books.
Anything that we can find
in our few crannys and nooks!
We've got furbies in our hands
and we ain't afraid to show them,
throw them,
blow them,
and we THROW THEM!
In to your 2sd medoll cleavages!  

1:0 to nonss's (;